Wednesday, July 23, 2008

You're so vain

Some girls look beautiful working out. They have perfect ponytails and their cheeks are a healthy flush. This is not the case for me.

My hair becomes more pouffy and when pulled back into a small ponytail look like waves of wet hair cemented to my head. If I try the "half up" look, I have soaked, sweaty hair hanging all in my face. Unfortunately, at it's current length, I can't even do the casual big ball of hair on the top of my head 'do. If I've just finished sparring and take my helmet off, it's even worse - I can't even describe. Additionally, my entire face becomes bright, tomato red and, at least in the summer anyways, I'm dripping sweat. Doesn't that sound like something to commemorate? 

Next Wed, they are sending someone to the gym to videotape me sparring, take close up profile pics, photographs of me hitting a bag, and there will be a audio interview. 

Why, WHY?!




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